On The Lighter Side...

A Marine and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pant.

Most Marines have a grizzly bear carpet in their room. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

The Marines have already been to Mars; that's why there's no sign of life.

Death once had a near-Marine experience.

A Marine can slam a revolving door.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Marines.

A Marine once got bit by a rattlesnake. After 3 days of pain and agony, the snake died.

A Marine does not sleep; he waits.

Guns are warned not to play with Marines.